dontbreathelifeintoamonster:

IF U POINT OUT SOMEONE’S SELF HARM SCARS RLLY LOUDLY FOR NO REASON THEN I HOPE U GET UR LUNGS RIPPED OUT OF YOUR RIBCAGE

(Source: richvampires)

cranzerries:

merlotte:

science side of tumblr explain zayn malik

sorry but science cant explain the workings of a god

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(Source: phatticuss)

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world